are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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