Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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