What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
