great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
