Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Randomize
