haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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