So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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