Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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