White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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