4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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