The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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