So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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