Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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