I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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