why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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