dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The feeling are messing with the penis
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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