Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i now understand why vodka
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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