I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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