Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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