You really coming over, don't trick.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
where are my eyebrows?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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