I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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