What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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