I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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