and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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