Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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