no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Randomize
