the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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