That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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