drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Can you bring me the toilet please
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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