porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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