The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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