my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My pussy is not your playground.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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