Your face is a jimmy john
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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