yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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