I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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