I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
