too bad you live with your parents still
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize
