There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Welp...herpes.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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