honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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