ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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