it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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