whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
