Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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