Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
That reminds me...we need to get swords
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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