tell your sister to shave her snatch
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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