i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I had to cum in my sink.
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