What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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