all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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