Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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