if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He has the fingertips of a God
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