You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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