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he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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